Friday, June 19, 2009

Top Ten List

I know that in the past I have been less than diligent in updating this blog. With that said here is an attempt to sum up the best moments of my summer so far:



  1. Breaking into the cage of a bearcat. That was an adrenaline rush. I had never even heard of a bearcat before I let one climb all over me.

  2. The night samurais. My host family here won't let me go out at night after about 9 o clock at night. They keep saying that people with swords drive around on motorcycles and chop people's heads off at night. The other day I found a plastic toy sword on our table. My plan is to wait for my host dad to go out one night and get drunk, then sneak out on my motorcycle with the plastic sword and give him a little scare.

  3. The love note: Today I opened up one of my books and found a love note in it from a friend of my host family. She apparently hid it there about a month ago. The note ended with the line, "next time I see you face I will kiss it." I'm still trying to figure out if that is threatening or seductive.

  4. Running over a grandma. One day I was crusing around my neighborhood on my motorcycle when an old lady on a bicycle came flying out of one of the side streets. I ended up laying down my bike to avoid running her over, but I still clipped her front tire which in turn sent her flying. When I stood up, I noticed my bike was pretty beat up, my pants were ripped and my right arm was bloody. The grandma wasn't hurt at all. Everyone came and gathered around... the grandma. Once they decided she wasn't hurt they all left. She waved at me and said, "no problem." Then she got on her bike and rode away. I was left standing in the road, bleeding, with my beat up motorcycle still on its side.

  5. Morning conversations with my host mom. Every morning I have long conversations over breakfast with my host mom. I learn a lot from them. Like why everyone in the neighborhood was gathering around a mushroom that was growing in our front yard (they were praying to it for good luck with their lottery tickets). I'll post a picture of the mushroom later...

  6. Duck, duck, goose. I volunteer at an elementary school here. The kids (and me) aren't very... well... motivated. Usually about half way through each lesson we both come to the consensus that I'm tired of talking and they are tired of learning... so we play duck, duck, goose. This happened about every day for a month.

  7. Becoming a disciplinarian. One day my patience with the kids ran out though. They were completely out of control. As a punishment we had the kids run laps around the basketball court and then do push ups in the 100+ degree weather. It was almost as much fun as duck, duck, goose.

  8. California Wow X-perience. That is the name of the gym I go to here. The name explains it all.

  9. The joys of being a facilitator. 6 college age people who have never before met working together for 3 months (that sentence would make a great tagline for a reality TV show) leads to experiences like this:

10. Elephants, tigers, lions, hyenas, pythons, bearcats, giant man-eating geckos.

yeah I think that is all the animals I have held since I have been here.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Why they should lock cages at the zoo...

videoever heard of a bearcat? either have i... so i broke into the cage and let it climb on me to find out exactly what it was. 

flight of the gibbon

video

Monday, May 11, 2009

hill tribe at the street market

video

Monday, March 9, 2009

Watch this. It is the funniest thing I have seen in awhile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AbQpzn6t4c 

Monday, March 2, 2009

This is a poem I have been working on lately:

I wrote it in my creative writing class about my teacher. He is the most boring person on earth.


The steady, dull drone

of the professor’s aging voice

reverberates inside twenty young heads,

unimpeded by thought.



Palms placed high on cheekbones,

elbows planted firmly on bland brown desks,

the languid listeners are lulled

by the rhythmic monotony

into much welcomed

slumber.

10 Simple Pleasures That I Have Discovered in the Last Week:

1. Eating out for breakfast, lunch and dinner
2. Long boarding late at night
3. Walking around an empty house naked
4. Reading poetry in the bathtub
5. Writing poetry in the bathtub
6. Spending hours on the toilet in the school library bathroom playing monopoly on my ipod... (don't judge me! Its freaking addicting!)
7. Sushi.
8. UHF
9. People that use clapping as a way of making it easier for their friends to find them (ask me about this one...)
10. Playing music in the library. Loudly. On accident.